Star Pix (by Valium Darling)
While I'm busy playing peeping Tom and watching my ex-boyfriend and the new neighbors on Wisteria Lane, my most dearest and very illegal Upper East Side gal pal Valium will be keeping an eye and dishing on all the wacky celebs in Tinseltown. That is if she can get around to it after all that partying she and her noble friends are known for. Now, be good to her and cut her some slack or I'll bitchslap you.
Forever young Mrs. Kutcher and her delicious male half joined Cameron Diaz at a NY Giant vs. Philadelphia Eagles game. Is it me, the lighting or a couple facials gone not-so-wrong or does Demi actually look younger than Ms. Sweetest Thing? I really can't pick which one it is.
I don't like her bikini; Jen you could do so much better. Even if the Mexican boys don't care what color it is.
Little Shiloh will tell you exactly what I'm thinking "Talk to the hand cause the head ain't listening." You gotta love the attitude and the chique pair of sunglasses on the unbearably sunny New York City day.
Poor Britney. Considering this shot was taken before the custody of her two lovely boys was given to K-Fed, the fact that she looks like she is wearing my Uncle Bob's pajamas and probably the world's fugliest Uggs shouldn't be overlooked. But still, poor Britney. Maybe she'll wear pants next time.
Marc Anthony should be worshipping the fact that his wife is so beautiful, gorgeous and fabulous; otherwise there is no way the man would be able to sing on that stage with that jacket on.
After a nice meal at the Magnolia, the soon-to-be-mum diva singer Christina Aguilera and her husband head on home. To put some more make-up on? To watch a little "Desperate Housewives"? Or to try on a dress that doesn't have a reptile sneaking up your chest? Seems like whatever it's going to be - the couple can't wait.
This is Valium Darling