BLAST FROM THE PAST

One year ago, Jesse Metcalfe hung up his garden sheers on Wisteria Lane and went on to break teenage hearts as the title character in a sweet and innocent comedy "John Tucker Must Die" (yes, they still make those occasionally).

Since then, he has only appeared in one episode of ABC's "Desperate Housewives", the one with all the flashbacks that took us back to the day resident vixen Gabrielle Solis (Eva Longoria) took advantage of his teenage curiosity and began a torrid love affair. For all the bumping and grinding, little John Rowland never learned how to address Gabrielle other than with his trademark, overtly polite: "Mrs. Solis".

Now, John has grown up. He is a well-established entrepreneur with multiple business activities and a loving fiance. And he has learned how to say: "Gabrielle". But, what he still does not know is how to resist the adorable Senora Solis or how to stay out of trouble.