Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Garner, David Beckham, Paris Hilton... and that's just the beginning. Valium Darling dishes on celebs she loves to hate and hates to love, after the jump.
In black again it is. On her way to pick up Madoxx from the French Lycee in NY, Angie doesn't stop giving people smile # 4: I love you and you love me and I love you for loving me! Now where is the rest of her zoo, I wonder?
I love Jeniffer Garner. She's beautiful even when she's making an appearance on a German TV show looking like she could really use the bathroom. And of course, she still takes time to wave to the people. Wave till you drop! Literally.
On her way to the Q awards Kylie shows off one of the positive things that her ex-bee Oliver Martinez left behind. That is the French charisma. (When was that ever a bad thing?) And I love the blonde do, eventhough the overall impression is sort of "Im going to my dogs funeral."
The more balloon-mama she gets, the worse her outfits get as well. But then again, other than Heidi Klum, when were pregnant women ever well-dressed? But I guess shopping during the baby boom in LA with stolen kids in your arms doesn't require much fashion creativity...
What on Earth is Paris Hilton doing at Andre Agassi's 12th Annual Children's Grand Slam in Las Vegas? Must be part of her "reforming" image. Im so not buying it, I mean, look at her dress. Bling! :)
After shopping for some clothes in Armani Junior in Milan for her baby girl Suri (I still can't get over the name!), Katie Holmes look like the saying "Shop till ya drop" isnt going to avoid her this time. In any case, drop it like it's hot :)
Here's the zoo! After taking a "stroll' around NY in a helicopter, all members of the family look like "The view was so overwheling, I need a break". Especially little Zahara who looks like she could use a bedtime story. But what a workout for Brad.. Keep it pumpin' :)
It's Da Beckhams! This time without Mama Beckham, but joined by her parents, the family attends the School Fete in LA. I'd have some of the blue goo thats making Brooklyn so happy. But then again, I think the rest of the family could use some too. Must be the absence of Mama Beckham :(
Finally, Bruce Willis and his brother look very much like Buck and Chuck, leaving their hotel in Paris. Bruce is definately Buck with that hint of a beer belly there : )
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