Sanjaya Survives, Hayley Axed

Although I accurately predicted that Chris, Hayley and Phil would make it to this week's bottom 3, I honestly believed the straight male vote would keep the leg-flashing contestant in the competition. Luckily I was wrong.

Hayley Scarnato of San Antonio whom a sarcastic Simon advised to wear as little clothing as possible in order to survive following her rendition of "Turn the Beat Around" on Tuesday night's program was sent packing tonight.

That means Sanjaya Malakar once again survives and goes one step closer to that coveted "American Idol" title just as Howard Stern, Perez Hilton, votefortheworst.com and many other fake fans have been campaigning for.

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